I had an old white lady in the gym locker room cuss me out because I was speaking in french to my best friend while on the phone. She was mad because I was “taking her culture and turning it into some disgusting “nigger language”.” I asked her if she spoke french and she said “no but its still disrespectful” and walked away.
I’m bilingual in French and English.
This the type of shit that actually really happens but no one believes.
I stumbled upon some videos of gassymexican ‘s dog the other night. Aw man. Look at that little nugget!
REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME
Neither Courage Wolf nor Calming Manatee were doing much to help my anxiety, but I knew they were both on to something.
So, I created Calmage Wolfatee.
This is glorious beyond my capacity to comprehend.
It’s about that time the crickets and frogs come out and I love it.
WHATS THE HUMAN TORCHS FAVORITE KIND OF WEAPON i scream as the building continues to collapse around us. you begin to cry. FIREARMS i yell but there...
something about the line “international oral sex” from that jason derulo song is just so hilarious to me
- Anonymous asked:Dog philosopher trying to answer an age-old question: "Who's a good dog?"
I’m supposed to be ready to leave in 20 minutes, but in the 40 minutes I’ve been awake, all I’ve done is...